The Cynic

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You may not have a lot of coin but you got a lot of moxy you sly dog. Diogenes would be proud.

This is the tip-jar. If you have a nagging sense of guilt at all the great stuff you’re consuming for free — or if you’re also Irish and just feel guilty anyway — here’s an easy way to alleviate it.

The Stoic

€ 5.00
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You are not indifferent to the sweet nectar of the philosophers. Your wisdom knows what’s good; your justice knows what’s right; your moderation knows what’s sustainable and your courage provokes you to take action. We who are about to make content salute you.

The Existentialist

€ 9.00
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You have stared into the dark abyss of naked truth and seen the meaningless of existence. But you have also realised that because of this everything is possible and that we must create our own meaning. And in all your rebel wisdom you have chosen to create that meaning by supporting a fellow Sisyphus to keep rolling his rock up that hill.

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The Postmodern NeoMarxist

€ 20.00
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You are the Postmodern Neo-Marxist – you believe we need rich new veins of thought that challenge the status quo and you want the poor worker to take control of the means of production — to support the proles in their uprising. And most likely, given the demographics of your group, you are highly educated and affluent and have the means to back up this noble desire.

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The Platonist

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You have left the cave of illusion and seen the naked Truth. But good philosopher that you are, you haven’t forgotten your poor friends in the cave of illusion. You want to help them see the light of the Good in all its overflowing wealth of abundant wisdom. Your generosity knows no bounds. You have left this simple cave-dweller in total aporia.

The Dionysian

€ 1000.00
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You are swimming in the ecstatic abundance of a god. Given your tier selection, you have probably consumed too much of the sacred wine.
There’s no logic here. No reason. Only a defiant affirmation of life. The world is drowning in a torrent of your Bacchic splendour.
You get everything we have to offer. May it help to soothe the wicked hangover tomorrow because…yeah you are clearly drunk.
What more can one offer a god? For your intoxicating generosity you get everything we have to offer and the knowledge that you are the one and only Dionysus.

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